Kon'nichiwa, genkidesuka. I am a real Japanese gamer and programmer. If you are unsure of this true statement, please see my Funko Pop collection. I am messaging you to inform you that I will be acquiring all of your Steam Cards within the next few weeks. I have this power. If you do not believe this, then wait and see what happens when I call my dad, Phil Spencer. He owns Steam. Do not make me wait. Goddag till dig.