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1 person found this review helpful
280.6 hrs on record (88.1 hrs at review time)
monke 🐒
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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102.5 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
it's £2 just buy it and enjoy it.
Posted 9 April, 2022.
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706.9 hrs on record (492.4 hrs at review time)
EA deleted my 9 year old account for calling someone a cuck
Posted 3 November, 2021. Last edited 15 April, 2023.
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1.8 hrs on record
This game literally ruins every steam library.
Posted 9 December, 2017.
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5,326.4 hrs on record (4,324.3 hrs at review time)
Counter-strike 2 has to be one of the worst and most insulting things Valve have done. They've decided to completely nuke and memory hole CS:GO, possibly the greatest fps ever making it practically unplayable ever again and instead force people to deal with an unfinished product which is so blatantly rushed and unfinished its comical.

Current issues:
-The movement issues which have persisted SINCE THE ORIGINAL CLOSED BETA are still in the game i.e. strafing on inclined planes.
-Severe performance issues for people with either a smart fridge or someone with a super computer.
-Still consistent dying behind walls due (peakers advantage)to sub tick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ which is now forced into 64 tick because they don't want people realising that having more expensive servers makes the game much more responsive.
-They have decided to cop out and be lazy instead of making it so that you can use all the guns available you are now forced to choose a total of 15 making some completely pointless (LMGs).
-They have removed basically every single game mode (short matches, unranked, wargames, dangerzone) besides a gimped competitive with the current economy which aligns with mr12 and not valorant garbage mr15.
-Many maps from CS:GO are completely missing.
-Paris stickers are for some reason still on sale even though the event ended over 5 months ago.
-They haven't correctly ported over skins from the old models to their new models so it means that both models are still used in-game.
-no cl_righthand
-community server browser isn't even in the game and you have to tab out to access it
-maps do not use the correct player models and all use the same models.
-knives don't interact correctly with surfaces.
-playing on low settings massively increases visibility issues.
-zero anti-cheat or vac ban waves so at a minimum 30% of your games played have a cheater.
-options in the settings are still legacy/not correct terms for the new game.
-no crosshair outline.
-official death match is still vastly inferior to any community run version.
-no net_graph
There are probably many more issues however I cannot think of them off the top of my head.

This entire release is a half-arsed effort which just echos the current state of the gaming industry of releasing absolute garbage and expecting people to lap it up e.g. streamer shills which will endlessly open cases for the little goys to watch. They would rather spend money on hiring a social media user to post gifs on twitter than have people work and create an actual good game.
♥♥♥♥ you Valve.
Posted 30 December, 2015. Last edited 28 September, 2023.
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