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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
⣿⡏⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⡏⠙⣿⣿⣤⡿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢟⡞⣰⣿⣿⡟⣹⢯⣿⣿⣿
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⣾⣸⣿⠄⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠙⢿⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⣼⡿⢫⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣷⣶⣤⣴⣿⠿⠿⠛⠉⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⣴
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⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
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_______what you did______________####______
_________last summer_____________##________
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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
He teamspeaked me! :(
+rep no tilt
+rep good spray
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