"RHODOKS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this hold before. There could be RHODOKS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his plate armor. "I HATE RHODOKS" he thought. The bard playing Storming of the Castle of Love reverberated his entire suit of armor, making it pulsate even as the 220 denar wine circulated though his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of spearmen after dark. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁Brother☁

My friend sent this to a groupchat when asked "would you rather die by guillotine or ♥♥♥?"

The thing about drowning in ♥♥♥ is that you’re gonna have to have a lot of ♥♥♥. That’s a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ dude. From one man nonetheless. How many times are you gonna have to be used to get flooded by that much ♥♥♥? If you drink a gallon of water you’ll hurt but you won’t die. Imagine more of that.....but as ♥♥♥. So much ♥♥♥ it’s filling your stomach up to your throat. Until it leaks into your lungs, then boom. You’re cummy lungy now. But you’re still alive. And he’s not done. So you continue. Maybe he stops with drowning and decides he wants to fill you up all over. Then what buddy? Still alive, suffering, with a belly full of ♥♥♥. Years later. Maybe even decades, all you’ll have ever know is ♥♥♥. That’s why I choose the guillotine. Maybe it takes 2, hell even 3 or 4 tries. But at least the sufferings over with.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

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