Recent reviews by DrakeN

Grab your swords, lads and lasses! Chivalry 2 is a knightly rampage, a digital jousting match that makes me want to trade my keyboard for a broadsword.

The chaos is so real; I felt like I needed a bath after battles. Who knew hurling insults and lobbing heads could be so therapeutic? The only thing more satisfying than a successful duel is taunting my defeated foes with Shakespearean-level insults.

The graphics are so good; I can practically smell the mud and hear the clang of armor. It's like being in a history book, but with more shouting and less studying.

The teamwork is heartwarming, like a dysfunctional family reunion with crossbows. You and your fellow knights charging into battle, screaming like lunatics –- it's the kind of camaraderie that makes you forget arrows are sharp.

Chivalry 2, you've turned me into a medieval maniac. Bravo! Now, where did I leave my armor?

Hold onto your silver swords, folks! The Witcher 2 is like a magical rollercoaster ride through a land where monsters are as common as Monday mornings.

Geralt, my man, you are the grumpiest hero I've ever loved. It's like playing as a medieval Batman with better hair. And those choices! I haven't made decisions this tough since I had to choose between "regular" and "fancy" ketchup.

The graphics are so good; even the potions look Instagrammable. Forget elixirs; Geralt could bottle his hair care routine, and I'd buy it.

The story is twistier than a pack of licorice. Political intrigue, personal vendettas, and a dragon thrown in for good measure. It's like a soap opera for gamers, and I can't get enough.

Combat? It's a dance of blades and spells. I swear, Geralt moves smoother than my attempts at small talk.

The Witcher 2, you've turned me into a monster-slaying, potion-chugging fanboy. Bravo!

Vault Hunters, rejoice! Borderlands 2 is a Pandora-sized barrel of laughs and loot. It's like someone turned a shooter game into a stand-up comedy night at the local Claptrap club.

The characters are more eccentric than my Aunt Mildred's collection of talking cacti. Handsome Jack is the villain you love to hate, and Claptrap? That little robot has more personality than some of my exes.

Guns, oh the guns! It's like Christmas morning every time you open a chest. Exploding, acid-spewing, and occasionally insulting guns –- the variety is more extensive than my excuses for being late.

The co-op gameplay is a friendship forge. Nothing says bonding like running over bandits in a hijacked vehicle while debating which gun looks cooler.

Borderlands 2, you had me at "Heyoo!" Thanks for the hilarity, the chaos, and the bazillion guns. Vault hunting has never been this entertaining.

Assassin's Creed 2: When Renaissance and Stealth Have a Baby!

Hold onto your codpieces, folks! Assassin's Creed 2 is like throwing Ezio Auditore into a history blender and hitting "awesome." This game is so Renaissance; even Michelangelo would be jealous.

Ezio, my man, you're not just an assassin; you're a fashion icon. I wish my wardrobe had half the style of your hooded ensemble. And that leap of faith? Forget bungee jumping; I'm doing that off everything now –- buildings, haystacks, you name it.

The story is thicker than nonna's lasagna. Betrayals, conspiracies, and a sprinkle of "what just happened" moments. I've never been so emotionally invested in climbing buildings and stabbing corrupt politicians.

Let's talk about the parkour. Ezio climbs walls like a caffeinated spider monkey. I swear, if he ran for office, I'd vote for him just based on his climbing skills.

Assassin's Creed 2, you've turned me into a history buff with a penchant for rooftop acrobatics. Bravo!

Holy loot drops, Batman! Lost Ark is not just a game; it's a one-way ticket to a virtual wonderland where my social life went to retire.

Navigating through this game is like being a treasure hunter on steroids. The graphics are so mesmerizing; I’ve considered setting up a tent in the virtual world.

And the combat! It’s like a dance of destruction where my character pirouettes through enemies like a ballet of doom. I swear, my keyboard is starting to develop biceps.

The story is so captivating; I forgot I had a real-world job. I’ve fought monsters, solved puzzles, and discovered more plot twists than in a soap opera. Bravo, Lost Ark, for turning me into a gaming hermit.

"Welcome to the future!" they said, and boy, did "Cyberpunk 2077" deliver. Night City isn't just a city; it's a character in itself. It's like a futuristic Las Vegas on a permanent caffeine high.

The character customization? So deep that I spent more time making my character than I do getting ready for a night out. And the glitches? Well, they're just the game's way of saying, "Surprise! I'm a work of art in progress!"

But what makes this game unforgettable is the story. It's a rollercoaster ride of twists, turns, and brain-melting choices. It's like a Netflix series where you control the plot.

And Keanu Reeves? He's like that cool uncle who crashed the party, and you're all for it.

In short, "Cyberpunk 2077" is a wild, wacky, and weirdly wonderful adventure that'll make you question reality, laugh at the absurdity, and, most importantly, never look at a vending machine the same way again. Buckle up, because the future is here, and it's a crazy ride worth taking!

Hogwarts Legacy -- Where Muggles Go to Dream Big!

Ever wonder what it's like to get that Hogwarts acceptance letter? Well, "Hogwarts Legacy" lets you live the dream without sneaking around Diagon Alley!

I'd trade my wand for this game any day. It's like a Marauder's Map to adventure - spells, mythical creatures, and mysteries that even Snape couldn't solve.

Honestly, I feel like a first-year all over again, but with way better graphics. If you ever wanted to ace your OWLs and just explore the magical world, this game's your Portkey.

So hop on your broomstick, practice your Lumos, and join the wizarding world in "Hogwarts Legacy" - it's the game we've all been Siriusly waiting for!

Prepare to be transported to Middle-earth like never before. This game is not just an adventure; it's an emotional odyssey through the iconic world of J.R.R. Tolkien, where you become the master of your fate.

From the very first step into Mordor, I was captivated by the sheer magnitude of the game world. The landscapes are breathtaking, from the towering fortresses to the serene Elven woods. It's a visual masterpiece that resonates with Tolkien's vision.

But it's not just eye candy. The story is an emotional rollercoaster, where you forge your own path as Talion, a Ranger seeking vengeance. The relationships you build with your Orc followers are surprisingly moving. It's not often that a game can make you feel empathy for creatures typically considered villains.

The Nemesis System is the game's crown jewel. The way your interactions with Orcs shape the game world and your own story is a work of genius. Every encounter is personal and emotional.

The combat, oh, the combat! It's visceral and satisfying, making you feel like a true ranger as you execute precision strikes and unleash supernatural powers.

"Middle-earth: Shadow of War" is more than a game; it's a journey of emotions. It's a must-play for fans of Tolkien's world and action RPG lovers alike. It's an adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat, your heart pounding, and your emotions in turmoil as you fight for Middle-earth's destiny.

Absolute NO ! The last mission called "Now or never" is bugged and the elevator doesnt work, so you got stuck in some epilogue where you cant fast travel or leave anyway... i contact the support of tech-whatever it called and still no respond. So i need to watch the ending in youtube. Thanks FULL REFUND !

Howdy, fellow cowboy or cowgirl! 🤠 Just wanted to tip my hat to Red Dead Redemption 2 –- it's like playing through a spaghetti western directed by gamers. The graphics are so sharp; I can practically count the pixels on my horse's mane.

And speaking of horses, mine's a digital legend now. We've been through shootouts, epic landscapes, and the occasional unfortunate encounter with a tree. But hey, even outlaws need to practice their navigation skills, right?

The story? Well, it's more gripping than a snake in a poker game. The characters are so well-crafted; I feel like I know them better than some of my real-life acquaintances. Arthur Morgan, you sir, are a legend.

Anyway, if you haven't played this game yet, what in tarnation are you waiting for? Get on your horse, chase some sunsets, and remember, in the world of Red Dead Redemption 2, there's no rush – unless you're being pursued by bounty hunters. Happy trails, partners! 🌵