Recent reviews by Dolphin

Game wont even run unless you boot your pc and game in safe mode just in order to change a few settings, before rebooting in normal mode, for you to still not being able to play this hot ass garbage excuse for a game.

Pulled the plug on the only reason why this game would have been worth the hassle it is to get running.
Don't buy this game, if you get this game for free by a friend, unfriend them and never talk to them again.
This game is a declaration of hate.

Make the most important decision of your life.
Prove yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free.
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

Become part of an elite peacekeeping force!
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Yes, even patriotic grandmas

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

See exotic new life forms.
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ Significant, planets overrun by bugs!
☑ Call the Helldivers!
☑ Recruitment speech aside, there are little to no actual bugs

And spread Managed Democracy throughout the galaxy.
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll dedicate your life for sweet liberty!

Become a HERO.
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

Become a LEGEND.
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Dialogue }---
☐ Deserves an Oscar
☐ Great
☑ Decent
☐ Underwhelming
☐ Horrible
☐ 404 Dialogue not found

Become a Helldiver!
---{ Price }---
☑ Freedom doesn't come free.
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

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