Take up the White Man's burden - RudeBoi Kipling 1899
Lars is a smexy beast - Quadrick
All that bulger did was enlarge my situ - Elipsis
I'll put my meat in yo sheets - Eli
'Bombfo' - Elipsis
My brain is m'google - Elipsis
im also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ontop of being gay, plus a whole lot of other garbage - Starmites
I have the same sort of mindset as Al Qaeda - Me
...that's true though... *after some consideration*... Justin Trudeau - Elipsis 19/3/18
"Patience is a virtue"
So is not being a speshtard - Elipsis 19/3/18
*confidently* I know what I'd do, I'd just - I dont know - J 19/3/18
Nuclear proli-... proliefer-... profiterole - Elipsis 20/3/18
I wasnt talking when i said hello - Quadrick 29/3/18
You can be my wall... and I'm banging you - Elipsis 1/4/18
Knarly - Elipsis 18/4/18
After knowing Jamie for a long time, he has learnt me to flinch - RetardedGupta 19/4/18
I'm unbelievabley bored as I'm having one of my periods - Quadrick 29/4/18
who says I'm not hench as ♥♥♥♥ - Quadrick 30/4/18
*agressively* I'll resemble your father as I sleep! - Elipsis 30/4/18
They call me 'Close Angle' Lars - Elipsis 5/5/18
*Gets punched in the back* Ow, my CNS! - Elipsis 9/5/18
ILet's ♥♥♥♥ 'em fast B - Quadrick 11/5/18
I died to left of me - Quadrick 18/5/18
*Mildly Traumised* No, the other backwards! - Elipsis 23/5/18
I was trying to find a SUVAT with just U and T - Elipsis 23/5/18
[Nuke] is just so ♥♥♥♥ - Quadrick 25/5/18
You're mum's an ovary on legs - Elipsis 24/7/18
Let's subjugate this ♥♥♥♥♥! - Quadrack 11/8/18
You're a queef! - Elipsis circa. 10/18
Drowning you out, like a newborn babe whose mother doesn't want it - Elipsis circa. 10/18
*With vigour* She sells sea shells ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... - Elipsis circa. 10/18
I'd furry(v.) as you - Elipsis circa. 11/18
Teresa May's too busy signing NCS certificates to be negotiating a Brexit deal - Elipsis circa. 11/18
Would it be racist to wear a Saudi Arabian? - Elipsis circa. 11/18
That M4 looks peng - Elipsis circa. 12/18
I can't see anyone that I can't see not going skiing - Elipsis circa. 2/19
Any guy putting the abortion thing (being pro-choice) in their story is just trying to impress a girl - S 17/05/19
I really wanna nut in [Kendrick] school - P 17/05/19
...meanwhile lemme tell you about my completely compulsive urges to stick something up my ass - WolfDuck 29/05/19
Is Judaism a kink? - Quadrick 16/7/19
I feel like you're making a needle out of a hastack - Elipsis 19/7/19
He's not the smartest brick in the pile - Me 10/8/19
... So Josh, you know what I've really come to hate? ...Kiss FM - Elipsis 16/8/19
I'm the gassiest - Elipsis 21/8/19
[Trump being funny to the American people] is like the eruption of Vesuvius was funny to the people of Pompeii - Quadrick 14/9/19
I'm in Jehovah's witness protection - Elipsis 17/9/19
Hide and seek, by definition, is not a fun game! - Elipsis 12/1/20