I love you dad. Come home

This guy below me basically said my boy failed at mostly everything in Arma. SMH Head

Fantastic Arma III player. Just needs to work on communication, aim, awareness, map reading and understanding, stamina, gun sway control, ace scope system, positioning, entering and clearing a building, cqc, engagement control, and effectively combating enemy forces.

I ain't reading all that

So this one time I go on duty and this guy with blonde hair, a beautiful mustache, comes up to me and says "Hi, how are ya?" so Im like, who the ♥♥♥♥ does this guy think he is, my dad?. So anyways heres my dad with his hands on his hips, everywhere I go, disappointed look, firm hip placement, constant disappointment. Never did I question his authenticity as my father of EMS to this day. He is kinda cute doe.

After a good Ems Shift in LARP, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Jokes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Ice cream party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then ./revived him. Turns out he was into me . I rated him 5 Star on Yelp Highly Recommended