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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,441.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Jan, 2020 @ 10:20am
Updated: 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:44am

CS:GO Review
Do you want to hire a detective because someone r*uches your mother, but you do not know who?
Do you dream of studying Russian philology, but can't afford a good tutor ?
Are you looking for a great investment that will make you bankrupt and unable to afford bread ?

This game is the answer to all your questions !

What can you lose by playing CS-GO ?
You will lose your money, your life partner and your whole family. Even your dog or other pet will be fed up with your screams obviously justifying your great piss on this game and will decide to move out. You will be left alone. Thanks to the excellent chits who will make you such a full auto with AWPs that you will die 16 times before you enter the game, and if you manage to join you will get shot between the eyes from 100 kilometers away like a thunderbolt ♥♥♥♥♥, you will fall into depressive-anxiety states. In gratis hypertension + drugs for sedation from the benzodiazepine group. Unfortunately, but the drugs will be bought by your neighbor, because you will roll over the last money on skins. You will constantly hear from Russian kids that they are screwing your mother, but you will get a great training in Russian.

As I wrote what you can lose now:
What can you gain by playing CS-GO?
Russian language mastered to perfection.

Do I recommend the game?
If you feel that you are not successful in life, you have only problems, and even life becomes a problem then yes, this game is for you.
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✪ Positive ヅ 1 Oct, 2022 @ 10:28pm 
Wow tihs so prefectly discirbes me thankful so much, now jac speak perfect pyccku danke :)