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I forget the second.
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Mom's son: "Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman
scorned."
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It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
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Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool.
-- Cervantes
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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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[Peter and Brian are touring the Pawtucket Brewery]
Peter: Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery.
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"I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never
spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that,
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