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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:06pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 6:58pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 9:33pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:29am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 10:58pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 6:57pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 11:20pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:42am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:42am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 10:49pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:14am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:40am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:40am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 4:27am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:45pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:45pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:27pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:22pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:14pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 6:54pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:22pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 12:59am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 10:52pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 3:02am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 2:22am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:01pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 2:13am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:40am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:10pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 6:52pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:13pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:55pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 6:47pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 8:56pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:46pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 4:07am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:42am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2013 @ 1:44am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 9:56pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 9:46pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 5:43pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:06pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 6:39pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 11:50pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2013 @ 6:08pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2013 @ 12:48am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 6:30pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 9:42pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 10:03pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 4:50pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 3:05am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 5:52pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 5:55pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 5:55pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 6:15pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2013 @ 5:35pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 11:50pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2014 @ 6:19pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.