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nuh uh

YOUR PROFILE IS CRINGE.

i love boobies

It’s been 20 hours without GPO… I don’t think I’ll live to see UPD 4.5. I’ve been trying to Rokushiki dash to my classes. Stealing Magu’s I find in the cafeteria even when people tell me they’re “just bananas”. I tried to impale my teacher and gripped this kid I saw in the gym for bounty. Soon as he got gripped, I see marines are coming to my location. I don’t know what to do anymore. Skin has been crawling without having my fingers touch my keys and use moves. My index finger is twitching without using my 50 dmg m1’s. I’m starting to hallucinate. Every black person I’ve seen looks like the npcs on Sphinx island. My principal looks like Captain Zhen and I could’ve sworn this girl had her weave built like a kraken. Speaking of krakens, I hear the ocean every time I go into the hallways, and become anxious I might get picked up and flung. I need Roblox back, ASAP.

YOU ARE NOT A GAMER

No you're NOT a gamer

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 then we'll be friends.

also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers