Recent reviews by ZeTzUbOu

good ♥♥♥♥

I wanna get off this ride...

My goty 2015, best stress simulator right now, so real you won't belive is a simulation is not.

• You are a car
  
• like Balompié for the first 50 hours
  
• Volleyball for the next hours until the end
  
• Some of the songs are great
  
• Nice Shot!
  
• Can go fast
  
• Skill based
  
• No pay2win
  
• Nice Shot!
  
• Easy game
  
• Hard as balls to master

• You are a car
  
• Sports are for normies
  
• Some songs wish they were goodstill hoping for custom playlist
  
• What a Save! x3
  
• Dem pings
  
• Getting blocked after a sick aerial

If this game were a documentary it would be called "Fun in his wildness state....Nice Shot!".

The Good:
Great story mode(for a racing game of course)
Great characters(Ayumu best)
Great Mechanics(throwing cars to other cars never gets old)
Lots of cars to choose(even if you're going to end with the Zonda Pagani or the F1 Mclaren)

The Meh:
Soundtrack(some good songs)
Handling(takes time to get used and cars with high drifting and low speed are a pain to drive)
Graphics(is not that they are bad, is just that is obvious that some effects were scrapped at last moment)

The Bad:
Some minor Bugs(Collision detection, cars getting out of the map in chases etc.)
Ubisoft(♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers)
Online is Dead
Ubisoft(DRM over DRM)

Very Good racing game that i wish i had played near release.

Total War
Our General has Fallen 2
Our troops are running form ze battle edition.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Ashigaru units, Jesus Christ one of them trips and the whole group retreat, and the enemy spamming archers, god is like i'm playing with people, samurai and ninja units are cool, horses are op, naval battles are auto-resolve tier, Date bansai!, dead to Uesugi!.
One of the best rts i have ever played グーグル翻訳/10

~The Lag Effect~
With a proud Paradox/Arrowhead Seal of Approval, The Showdown Effect Prove us again that hell is made of good intentions. Lot of potential, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ execution, the formula of modern games.
The game is fun, yeah, if you can connect to anybody of course, do you enjoy a >100 ping, well not here ♥♥♥♥♥ enjoy you <300 and watch everybody teleport.
Humble Bundle/10 play with friends and pray to the Net-code gods.

Lately if you wanna know when a game is ♥♥♥♥ or not, you just need to see who is the publisher, this game have the Paradox Seal of Approval, this means is a bugged, unoptimized, unbalanced mess of a game, there are two classes or "builds" here. archer with crossbow, heavy Plate with poleaxe, any other is ♥♥♥♥ like horses, they are more like mosquitoes just pissing you off.
The community is where the meat of this game is at, if they aren't trying to team kill you or calling you names they are pretty cool and helpful but being a ♥♥♥♥ and stealing executions is more fun after all Humble Bundle/10.

~Danica Patrick has gone ALL-Stars Racing Transformed~
Is quite sad that a lot of people put aside this game just because is sonic or is "kiddy ♥♥♥♥", but is one of the best mascot racers out there, you can feel the love the devs have for this game, all those small details in the tracks, those songs and the characters you can choose.
Now, let's talk about F.A.S.T, you GO Fast in this game Like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAST, until the rubber band hits you and some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Smash-it Steve can keep with you even if you boost the hell out of everything, oh and the online, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ online, nothing beats going 300 mp/h then some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of nowhere hits you and you are the last going backwards at the same speed, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sumo fix that ♥♥♥♥.

oh, but is a cool game seriously give it a try, do it for Danica.

Sexual Tension 6: Arcade Edition, RE6 made me realize that i forgot long ago why i liked the series, this time they drop the tank control for a more conventional TPS feel, which is good since it didn't make sense after RE3.
DLC sucks, campaign and mercenaries is all you need, Lucha Libre the ass of every Zombie, Sherry is cute, Bieber becomes Megaman and then dies like his franchise, the plot is about a Coronel Sanders wannabe getting blue balled by ada, then cloning her but forgetting to wipe the personality of the clone making him blue balled again, then when he is going to pop that sherry get's ♥♥♥♥ blocked and killed by leon, ada and some ♥♥♥♥♥, truly a sad life, also dying impaled is an allegory for Homosexuality. 10/6 Best in the Franchise.

The world is in danger, rumors of new biological weapons have emerged in Africa, a group against bio-terrorism has been sent, but something goes wrong! and only a 216 lb behemoth a woman with serious resource management issues and a dude who flipped more dead flags than France in WWII, are what is left to save the world...like for the fifth time. Regarded as the black sheep in RE saga and my guilty pleasure, this RE probably is not for someone who loved the first games, since this is the begining of RE going the michael bay way, but now, as an action/co-op game for pc this is one of the best in the last 10 years, lot of weapons some costumes, mercenaries and unlocks gives you quite a lot of replayability, not as good alone tho. 8/10