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Bros, I just discovered a new eating hack.
Over the past week I've experimented, eating one meal a day and chewing (but not swallowing) the other 1-2. I get to enjoy the flavor of the food I cook but not all the extra calories.
Just weighed in today and lost 5 pounds. Is there some sort of catch here?

Feels good to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Its going to be heartbreaking to have to shoot at people to keep them inside their cities.

>Hi welcome to McDonald's how may I take your order?

I would like. . . . uuuuhh

>Big Salad Night — iceberg lettuce, croutons and chicken strips sold in a package marked "Food Stamp Eligible." We weren't poor.
>Nacho Mountain — tortilla chips, shredded cheddar cheese, refried beans and pre-cooked shredded chicken breast, heaped onto a cookie sheet and baked until dry
>Dad's Cooking Tonight — Papa John's pizza. No toppings.

This is going to sound like trolling, but if you are trying to drink secretly and worried you'll be caught out by your breath , time to start booty binging.
Take a tampon, soak it in vodka, stick it up your ass, go to work or wherever. Keep nice minty breath and catch a buzz.