Listen to my story. This may be our last chance.

I'm crazy about french fries, I just don't like tea, and I don't wanna
end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

If you don't know the difference between you're, and your;
you're a freakin' F.A.B.

Amber Kolowicz is objectively the best girl.

Don't get a Tatoo. Play Soccer.

Remember, music IS the weapon.

"А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!"

Ignore the fact that I wrote a guide. Really. Do yourself a favor.
But you can always learn something from the Skorp.

Hip Hop Rules:
1. Crouch for speed and obey your needs.
2. Want a piece of the pie, not a generous share!

If you know what happens when the dope gets low, go away.
I don't want to know what happens.

Where were you?!?
Uhh, I was uhh, fighting.

"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you'll never have to sleep in the doghouse."
"Though my hands are empty, my heart wields a blade!" - SW































"After all the evil people in this world are dead, will we know world peace?"
5/24/18 NOT JUST ANOTHER RIBBON; END OF HONORABLE SERVICE