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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a ♥♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏

RETARDED :D

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