my man that was my first game in deadlock i didnt know what i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doing, and also you need to chill its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alpha, did i affect ur rank?? no so stfu you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, get a job

griefing noob that feeds 10 times in 8 min and abandons, hope you get banned from deadlock noob

This guy is really cool. I met him in a McDonald's. He was in front of me in the line and was getting really agitated because the workers refused to swap the McChicken meat for beef, which I thought was pretty weird of them not to just do that. Burger King would've let you do that. Anyway, he left in a huff to go sit in the corner alone. When it got to me in line I looked back and I think I saw him crying? His face was really red. So I ordered a McChicken and a Big Mac, which they delivered in pretty stellar time, quite impressed with the cook times at the local McDonald's if I'm being honest. Anyway, I ended up swapping one of the beef patties and the McChicken meat then went over to him. I silently offered him the McChicken, or I guess McBeef? He looked at the burger and cracked the widest smile I've ever seen. He wiped his tears away and devoured the meal in one bite. He didn't even take the wrapping off, which I've never seen anyone do before.
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mate?

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN TALKED TO BY THE FAIL WHALE! SEND THIS TO 10 PROFILES OR YOU WILL BECOME THE FAIL WHALE! (Everyone who sees this on the group has to do this)

這個男人……這個男人？就人性而言，他幾乎無法被提及。獸多於人。這個... CREATURE 心裡只有惡意。卑鄙的行為。它以它的存在所產生的純粹恐懼和恐懼為食。我曾經很不高興不得不坐在這個恐怖的語音聊天中，它開始對世界事務的當前狀態做出毫無根據的瘋狂主張。當一個簡單的人，一個想要善良的人糾正它的錯誤理解時，它開始通過重複“哈？！哈？！”來打斷他的解釋。一遍又一遍，直到一片寂靜。然後它開始發出尖銳的咯咯聲。我仍然在我的夜驚中聽到它。它說——它說……“小貓，你知道最好不要讓我難過。你讓爸爸非常不安。爸爸將不得不為他作為公主的失敗而施加額外的懲罰。”

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