i would like to apologise

Dont let him near your drinks...

This guy is a REGISTERED PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear friends,

He is young, he is autistic, and if you don't have the patience to play with him, then I would prefer that you don't. His feelings get hurt easily, and I would prefer you not use strong language, this is a social outlet for him, and helps him deal with different situations that are hard on him in public settings. Please understand and use caution when playing with him. If you have any questions, please inbox him and I will answer as best I can.
Thank you,
Mom

Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for human ♥♥♥♥ guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.