Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
33 of 47 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 3:34pm

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 2:59pm

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 2:53pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 3:47pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 3:53pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 4:02pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 4:04pm

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:00pm

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:03pm

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:07pm

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 6:27pm

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:10pm

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 6:17pm

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:16pm

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 5:12pm

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 2:19pm

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 6:02pm

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 7:37pm

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 7:59pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 10:36pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 10:39pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 10:44pm

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 10:47pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 8:15pm

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 8:24pm

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 8:24pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 8:22pm

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 8:17pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 10:36pm

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 11:33pm



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked