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"Sometimes I am a normal person. Sometimes I am a friendly yeti or a mann in space or a mann with a bird head or a mann with a shield flying in the air with a frying pan or a hoovy or a knight or a teleporting assassin or a invisible mann or a zombie survivor or a guinea pig or a sniper mann or a brain-dead post-apocalyptic survivor searching for some chips or maybe something else. Although I'm most definitely NOT a dictator of any piece of land nor a doctor with any sort of license (medical or otherwise), although I am occasionally: a slight trader, a very lucky person, a completionist of several games, too busy to even play games, a terrible gamer, an average gamer, a very lucky gamer that looks like they're good, "comedy mann of the year" AND "most handsome mann ever" (according to Time Magazine for 20+ years in a row*), a gentleman with lots of time and money, and many other strange, weird, and abnormal things ALL at the same time. It's very confusing, improbable, unlikely, fascinating, and uncomfortable to watch, interact with, and live with. AND that is JUST page 1 of my 3.14159265359 page autobiography!"

-vanbest, In A 2017 Interview With Time Magazine*
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*This never happened and I mostly just made this up, but seriously though I'm pretty chill and funny in real life (I think) and in game (although I dislike hackers and bots). If you hadn't already guessed Team Fortress 2 is currently my most played game and is also one of my favorites. Although, I also do play other games that are not Team Fortress 2 and have (or tried to at least) get all the achievements for all of those games. Some of my favorites that I've played include, but are not limited to and in no particular order: Dishonored 2 , Elden Ring , Fallout New Vegas , PREY , Dark Souls 3 , Psychonauts 2 , DOOM , Left 4 Dead 2 , Portal 2 , Mullet MADJACK ,and SUPERHOT . In short, I'm just here to play games and have fun. So, I hope you'll join me on my quest!
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The King of F2P's, Lord, God Amongst Men, General, Private, Emperor, Unlucky Gambler, Demon King, 2021 MVM 2.0 Survivor, Angel King, Antihero, Intern, Goth, Old, Funny, Smart, Wise, Immortal, Hater of Bots, Lucky Gambler, Unfunny, Legendary, Villainous, Friendly, some other assortment of adjectives and titles, and HEY I said I'm done with the interview, DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND... -vanbest (or sometimes 'Doctor Dictator')
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