"I have high enough of a degree to touch you without getting into trouble." -Dr. Adolf Healer½

"I wear suntan lotion to bed" - Jul Rendjur

You are very sick, i can treat your sickness but there will be some minor side effects:

Side effects of the treatment may include explosive and unstoppable exsanguination, lacrimation and urination, repeated acute episodes of such hellish pain that you regret being born, vomiting and slow, agonizing biological termination.

Only your soul will remain, but the suffering won't end. You won't be able to be reborn and to consult a physician. Spiritual side effects may include turning into an object which can only suffer for all eternity.

There is the possibility that not only will you will experience these side effects, but your close friends will be forever trapped in an even darker hell, one that will eventually swallow all of existence into a gaping black nothing.

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Formerly: Dr OfficeDog⅘ℑAV, Rumia, The BlackBox45