You may kill me, but you may never insult me!

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldnt have fallen for the second.

The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Me? Im dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they,re going to do something incredibly...stupid.

Why fight when you can negotiate?