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Not A Moron

Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:10am

To War!

Complete Basic Training.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:18am

Down And Dirty

Complete Mission 1.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:27am

A Jolly Jaunt

Complete Mission 2.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:46am

Who You Gonna Call?

Complete Mission 3.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:56am

Clowning Around

Complete Mission 4.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Ashes To Ashes

Complete Mission 5.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:06pm

God Is On Your Side...

Complete Mission 6.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:24pm

...Just Kidding! He’s Not

Complete Mission 7.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Inner Demons

Complete Mission 8.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Slayer Of Sponge

Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:11am

Decturion

Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:16am

Centurion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:24am

Milturion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Splash!

Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:53am

KABOOM!

Blow up.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:42am

Get Mounted

Complete your first mounted gun section.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:26am

Hole Puncher

Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:15pm

Do You Know Who I Am?

Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:29am

Baptised

Sponge. That. Sinner!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:34am

Live Dangerously

Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:32am

Useless Information...

Find your first piece of Intel.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Nothing To Hide

Investigate the Surveillance system.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Piece Of Pie

Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Patience Of A Saint

Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:07pm

PC Master Race

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 11:19am

Sorry, No Refunds

Play the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:11pm

The Church's Dirty Little Secret

Kill all the Altar Boys.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 12:45pm

0WN3D

Experience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:30pm

PWN3D

Experience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 1:30pm



Murder the Magnate

Complete Mission 9.

Trench Foot

Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.

Master Of My Own Fete

Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.

A Ghost Of A Chance

Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.

Crashing The Castle

Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.

A Grave Mistake

Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.

Heil Mary, Full Of Grace

Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.

You're Locked In Here With Me!

Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.

Ozymandias

Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.

To Be Continued...

Complete Call of Judy.

Or Was It Judith?

Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.

...Or Surprising Insights?

Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.

Ice Cold

Destroy every ice cream van.

Duck, Duck, Mousse

Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.

Lingerer

Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.

I Need No Announcement

Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.

Thus Spake Kenneth

Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.

He Shoots, He Scores!

Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.

The Gospel According To Murdoch

Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.

Silence Is Golden

Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.

Sunday Schooling

Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.

A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced

Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.

We’ve Been Here Before…

Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.

Pure-Bred Console Player

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.

Oh Boy, A Friend!

Play split-screen.

The People's Republic Of NotGames

Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.

NotBad

Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.

Doing What's Necessary

Put Denis Down.
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