I TOUCHED DOMEAT'S MEAT LOL

Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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It's fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour!
-- Macy's
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Be frank and explicit with your lawyer ... it is his business to confuse
the issue afterwards.
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Work without a vision is slavery, Vision without work is a pipe dream,
But vision with work is the hope of the world.
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Gentleman: "Why, Banning Miller! What a vision you are in your fine dress.
It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that gown. Of
course, your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get
you out of it."
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Wit, n.:
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
... by leaving it out.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
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Could u do promo code 1€ please? would be very nice. ;(

hey im Rain i own a team on CSGO and was wondering if you would like to join if you would please add me back ASAP you are the one player we need as we only need one more player to full queue, we mostly play face but might play some MM soon hope you get back Rain

my sister

pls man please give away my knife :(