Recent reviews by Djonin Stark

10/10
Really feels like you're slurping.

MINIMUM PLAY AREA IS NOT A SUGGESTION

I bought this game thinking the "I punched a hole in my window/TV/Monitor/Wife" thing was a meme. It's not. As of playing, I have had to clean my floor of broken glass twice, and we now evacuate the play area of all life before starting.

I know what you're thinking: "I won't flail around like a moron"

No. Even with swift, conservative strikes, I only managed to somehow pinpoint hit my drinking glass twice.

"I will stand with my back to one side and throw my strikes to the open end of my play area"

No. You will hit things behind you.

Wear the wristband. my girlfriend had to dig through the living room to find where it went when a fantastic crouching parry became a firm strike to the side of a desk.

This is the best VR game I've ever played, but for the love of christ be safe.

Fantastic game, but if you don't have a top-of-the-line rig, be prepared to download a ton of mods to make it work. I still love this game despite having to downscale it to 640×480, remove all dynamic lighting, cover the game in a weird red glow, erase all shadows, and not stare directly into any large textures. Even when you set this to toaster mode, it's still remarkable.

Not gonna lie, the controls kill it. It seems for the first ten or so minutes that the comedy comes from the controls, but then they go from "haha, man I love Gmod" to "nightmare where I run through molasses and trip on nothing while bad stuff happens".

Pick your favorite youtuber and watch them play the game. You'll get more out of it. I ended up watching Vinesauce do it.