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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Recommended
742.3 hrs on record (699.4 hrs at review time)
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lord, it's all so true
They told me, don't go walking slow
The devil's on the loose

BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
Whoa, don't look back to see

Thought I heard a rumblin'
Calling to my name
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Satan cries, "Take aim"

BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
Whoa, don't look back to see

Over on the mountain, thunder magic spoke
Let the people know my wisdom
Fill the land with smoke

BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
BETTER RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE
Whoa, don't look back to see
Posted 23 July.
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Recommended
10.7 hrs on record
Newgrounds.com, the game.
Posted 3 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Ayy lmao
Posted 25 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
1.0 hrs on record
I can't believe I wasted my money on this, nobody plays it and I wish I could get my money back, don't buy this, just get the real DayZ with Livonia
Posted 21 February, 2020.
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6 people found this review funny
Recommended
121.6 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
AntsCanada: The Game
Posted 11 October, 2018.
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2 people found this review funny
Recommended
190.8 hrs on record (169.4 hrs at review time)
My review for Red Orchestra 2

HEROES OF STALINGRAD
Germans: Aim, fire, precision! For the Fatherland!!!!
Russians: Aim, fire, control! Uraaaa!!


RISING STORM
Americans: *sprays bullets everywhere* AMERICA!! F#CK YEAH!!!!
Japanese: BANZAiiiiiiii!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!

10/10 - IGN
Posted 22 October, 2015. Last edited 22 October, 2015.
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Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
I love the title, the cat, the great artwork and a cool cultural history lesson.
Posted 5 October, 2015.
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Recommended
84.6 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome space survival game.
Posted 30 July, 2015.
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Recommended
370.3 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome game where as far creating a vehicle anything is possible from cars, tanks, Helis, Jets, hovercraft, mechs! ect... , I created a Hunter Killer Tank from the movie Terminator 1 for example. Just use your imagination.


PS: Gunbeds. STAHP.

PSS: Ugly Cube and rectangle tanks everwhere.
Posted 8 March, 2015.
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