Disgraced Otter's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:37am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:39am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:39am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 11:26am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 11:09am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:58pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:17am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:17pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 2:10pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:09am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:04am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 11:27am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:35pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 11:15am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:42pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 1:12pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:18pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 11:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:52am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 11:00am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:32am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 9:41am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:28am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 1:20pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 3:22pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 11:48am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 2:13pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:09am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

14 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

26 / 30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

8 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30