Haha XD Love the proifle . : )

James Hetfield

pls dont

mmep

wowowowowow, i'm commenting for the requirement on a steam badge

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-rep he's a real jerkface that hates puppies and apple pie. He's like a communist but worse...

11/10 would leech from again

Add this to your bio - The Mt. Caramel Center was lit up by the FBI?

You, Evolution and I MUST do another video :3

OMFG. WTF. WTHDIJR (What the Hell did I just read?).

hey read this article
http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-gangnam-style-actually-study-in-mind-control/?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=companion

D-Lish

make a sandwich...

Take some feesh.

Take some jelly...

Don't eat a real jellyfish. OR YOU'LL DIE!

Over 9000, that's impossible!

He says it's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the scouter say about the opponents power levels?

*Goes Super Sayan* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Hell yeah!

Blu Team!

Teamwork! Yeah!

We shouldn't play him, we should dominate him.

I didn't say anything. Not that I know of at least. We should play with Ninjaja or whatver his name is sometime.

What? Did you say something BBQ? I saw your lips moving and something about money, but I cannot recall what it is that your vocal chords produced.

*whispering Now Disco's hedgefund is going over to my money market and then I foreclose on his house, but BBQ however, I'm going to transfer his 401k to stocks in record companies, amd then I'll pawn his gold watch. Hehehe hehe he he he

Uhh.... No... No I won't. (Muffled Evil Laughter)

No don't! he's just going to kick all of our assets

Aight bro!

I havnt played with you guys in a while :( send me a invite the next time your on tf2 :D you, bbq, and evolution :D

And then he woke up.

But... I did it! I SHOULD BE THE ONE GETTING THE CROTCH SHOTS! Screw you all! *Holds gun to head* *Swirls gun around and kills everyone*

JUDGE: I sentence you, Hans Anderson, to 5 tiddy twisters and a free crotch shot for every family member of every victim. Serves you right, Hans, you sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

JURY: Eh. Not enough evidence to support your claim. Anderson's story, on the other hand, was spectacularly truthful, and made sense! Innocent!

Well now the question, will the ladies and gentleman of the jury convicty you?

On the way to the gun store to get more ammo, I saw the family of the KGB spy that relates nothing to me whatsoever, and immediatly began stalking them. Once I got alone time, I slit the young cousins throat, scalped his wife, and repeatedly stabbed him in the chest with a spear that I gave to a watching homeless man as a walking stick, for he was about to take a trip to the Himalayas. I got clumsy or lazy, so I left the knife in his wife's... *Ahem*... Untouchables. So, I was very happy about the assassinations. I figured that if Anderson was drunk, you would think that he would have done it. Which you did. Until I cracked. (Oops...)

Anderson did get drunk, but that's because when he had just finished an episode of "America's Next Top Model" and they kicked off Amelia, his favorite character. I sat in a random building that was erected 27 years ago just so I could get the very specific Amanda Smith that day. I was so happy that my shot had gone through Smith's head and into the chest of Robert Nelson, another target of mine (We had a deer hunting post erected in Omaha for him) that I went willy-nilly and forgot how much each bullet costs. I shot two other guests before realizing this.

That backstory sucks. Mine is better. Nevermind, go on

To put in short, *Ahem* You see, I was a butler for all of the people who were killed by me. They all treated me fairly, gave me mass amounts of pay, and gave me a private room and plenty of downtime. I quit for these terrible conditions. After that, I joined America's Gunners and had a plan to kill all of them. I used the time machine that a KGB agent lent me and went back in time to set up buildings for where I knew they would be on a certain day. Now I will get on with the story.

This... This is unbelievable. Why did you of all people do it?

ALRIGHT, I GIVE IN! IT WAS ALL ME! (And, to answer your question, I WAS a butler 13 years ago)

It was the butler! We all saw Anderson leaving the Pralie residence, but what we didn't know was that after he left, he went to Denny's and got himself drunk. Then he walked down the street to a random house and pulled out his sniper rifle that we never found and shot four of the houseguests at the bed and breakfast. Then he took out the combat knife he stole from Disco and brutally murded the undercover KGB spy, his wife, and cousin. This explains why the bloody knife at the scene had Disco's fingerprints all over and an engraving that says "IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO DISCO STRIKER" Then butler Anderson realized what he'd done, went home, cleaned himself up, and tried to cover his tracks by saying he saw Disco leaving the bed and breakfast covered in blood and with a sniper rifle.

And.... What is this so-called conculsion?

I have come to a conclusion in this case.

Uh, sure. Whatever you want to hear.

You were kidding about the dead man in your garage, Right?

Oh! Of mine! I thought you meant the dead man in my garage! Sure, here's a few hairs... *Gives Cat hair*