Здра́вствуйте,

My name called Dimitri Voronoveska Meschnikov. A 76 year old slavic patriotic gopnik from Soviet Union. I drive Lada 2107, like to get drunk on Poliakov vodka, have big sex with wife Anzhelika and play CSGO on Asus mini laptop with Russian hardbass on background blyat

I have not work, but used to be in Soviet Army. There i killed many capitalists with Kalashnikov. It's best gun.

Thats it.
До свидания товарищ!