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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 9:59am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:26am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:23am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:59pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:34am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 9:59am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 11:19am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:48am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:41am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:30am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:57am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 11:01am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:54am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:06am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:56am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 11:05am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:31am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:21am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:15am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:36am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:49am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:00am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:40am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 7:45am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:05am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 7:44am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:14am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 6:21am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 1:24am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:27am

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:53am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:18am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 11:55am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 11:26am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:08am

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 11:46am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 12:27pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:27am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:22am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:40am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 8:27am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 7:02am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 8:32am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 8:45am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 11:57am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:18am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:52am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 7:57am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 9:33am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 7:36am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 12:18am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:43am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:07pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.