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Bucephalus 31 Mar, 2024 @ 11:53am 
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Bucephalus 13 Jan, 2024 @ 11:04am 
puto isto é o seguinte
a tua cota requer um certo requinte
que não vai obter com aquele pedinte
por isso é que são vinte
o número de negros a entrar-te e a sair de casa
ela tem preferência naquela raça
"baza foder na rua" e ela "baza, baza"
o sem abrigo da rua a acender charro e ela pede uma passa
"só se me deixares esfregar essa nassa"
ela deixa esfregar, não sabe dizer que não
coitado do sem abrigo com 3 sidas e cheio de tuberculose na mão
Bucephalus 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:04pm 
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Bucephalus 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint will bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ three time but I've trained my kugel muscles enough to the point where I can hold the Mount Vesuvius wrath. Then, as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate, I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot, sticky juices, the doctor looks disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is, we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by tax payers. That's my fetish.
Bucephalus 31 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41pm 
Boa tarde. E, antes de tudo, peço desculpa.. eu nunca imaginei que existisse mesmo a tua doença. Quando ouvi falar em Silverius Extremera Noobolítico, pensei que te estivesses a desculpar pela tua falta de skill com uma doença crónica. Nem imaginas o quão mal eu me senti quando me mostraste o diagnóstico médico.. impossibilidade de fazer clutch, sprays do Call of Duty, map awareness de alguém com alzheimer, aim de alguém com parkinsons. Desculpa por ter duvidado de ti, espero que encontrem uma cura para a doença. Fica bem.
Bucephalus 30 Oct, 2023 @ 1:18pm 
Não se aproxime de uma cabra pela frente, de um cavalo por trás ou de um idiota por qualquer dos lados.

O que você não vê com os seus olhos, não testemunhe com a sua boca
Bucephalus 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am 
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Bucephalus 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am 
Cs nosso que estais na lan,
Santificada seja a vossa AK,
Venha a nos a vossa Colt,
Sejam salvos nossos rounds,
Assim no nuke como no train,
O kevlar nosso de cada dia nos protejei hoje,
Perdoai as nossas bombas nao defusadas,
Assim como nos perdoamos as quem tenha defusado,
E nao nos deixai ficar flashados,
Mas livrai-nos dos fdps dos Cheaters,
AIMEN!!

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Bucephalus 21 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm 
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Bucephalus 7 May, 2022 @ 8:23pm 
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Bucephalus 5 Feb, 2018 @ 12:49pm 
rap is like the sky at night its all black but only a little few white stars , but enough about that, jonny d the rapslayer is back and hes black ♥♥♥♥ up kimbo slice cut him in slices liek wolverine cut off his knee and eat his spleen ♥♥♥♥♥ im a cannibal and an animal born renegade il spark u on fire like a lighter , u suck ♥♥♥♥ so much ♥♥♥♥ 20 lesbians though i was sick with big nuts and i ♥♥♥ in womens butt and smokes butts but u aint better your old scool go back to JK while i getcreamall day
what? 4 Feb, 2018 @ 7:48pm 
tenho impressão que a minha piça ta tesa
diz à tua mae para ir por a mesa
ela vai fumar deste canhao
e acabar a noite a beber deste liquido do colhao
sabes do que eu tou a falar?
esporra meita leite
quando eu estiver a ejacular
vais tar a dormir porque é bueda l8
what? 28 Jan, 2018 @ 1:30pm 
Jogar cs é arte , ser leet faz parte , ser chamado xiter é moda , jogar como eu é foda
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY ME!
YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
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Bucephalus 7 Oct, 2017 @ 2:45am 
rap is like the sky at night its all black but only a little few white stars , but enough about that, jonny d the rapslayer is back and hes black ♥♥♥♥ up kimbo slice cut him in slices liek wolverine cut off his knee and eat his spleen ♥♥♥♥♥ im a cannibal and an animal born renegade il spark u on fire like a lighter , u suck ♥♥♥♥ so much ♥♥♥♥ 20 lesbians though i was sick with big nuts and i ♥♥♥ in womens butt and smokes butts but u aint better your old scool go back to JK while i getcreamall day
Bucephalus 17 Sep, 2017 @ 8:37am 
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Bucephalus 20 Jul, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
lol trust me I don't do things like this for her just to have sex we've talked about it a lot and she say's she is comfortable enough with me now for it. I love her more than anything and I definitely wouldn't force it on her. even if she doesn't want to I'd still be happy to give her the dinner and massage she definitely deserves. I'm probably not the most loveable guy in the world but she loves me anyway.
Bucephalus 20 Jul, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
well me and this girl have been together for a while and we've talked about having sex for a while now. I was her first kiss well first everything so far... but I want to know if what I was thinking would be a good thing for her first time... I was thinking first a home made candle lit dinner for the two of us to start the evening off, then make her a nice warm bath for her to relax... and when she got out I'd give her a nice relaxing full body massage then carry on from there taking things slow. I mean I was told by her I was the very definition of romantic but I just wanna make sure everything is perfect for her.
Bucephalus 20 Jun, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
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Bucephalus 9 May, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
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Bucephalus 19 Mar, 2016 @ 8:03pm 
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Bucephalus 5 Mar, 2016 @ 7:21am 
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Bucephalus 29 Jul, 2014 @ 10:06am 
ouvi dizer que ainda tavas a peidar a meita de ontem
Bucephalus 5 Feb, 2012 @ 10:47am 
Anónimo 05/02/12(Sun)14:43 No. 66397
à fazex na noca vida k sam difices d espilcar. sam fazex k nus centi-mos maix em baicho i em k exta mos triztes. a mina mai bateme i u meo pae bateme.
- guilherme oliveira, 5/2/11
Bucephalus 28 Jan, 2012 @ 2:06pm 
Striker posted on May 19, 2011 @ 10:07pm
tks mate, your opinion is all what mattears to me


gaffadi posted on May 15, 2011 @ 9:18pm
im pretty sure that you are gay. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



AMO TE
Bucephalus 27 Jan, 2012 @ 11:18am 
sexta-feira, 27 de Janeiro de 2012
18:50 - gaffadi: anda minecraft
gaffadi is now Offline.
Bucephalus 18 Dec, 2011 @ 3:54pm 
cox
Malmsteen 4 Dec, 2011 @ 11:02am 
crica fedorenta
Bucephalus 11 Nov, 2011 @ 9:14am 
puta do caralho
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Bucephalus 29 Oct, 2011 @ 3:12pm 
VAI TU FILHO DUM COMBOIO DE PUTAS
Bucephalus 19 Oct, 2011 @ 10:41am 
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bustamache 16 Oct, 2011 @ 12:29pm 
NUNO ITS NOT 4CHAN ITS STEAM
Bucephalus 14 Oct, 2011 @ 5:03pm 
>Amiga fazer anos
>Ir para a festa em casa dela
>Ir com 2 colegas a pé
>Passar pelo Mercado do Peixe sim, em Aveiro
>Ver algo estranhamente familiar à distancia na parede
>Chegar ao sitio
>Cartaz "Anonymous Nós somos Legião" colado com fita cola na porta de um contador da electricidade de uma casa
>mcq
>Rasgar aquilo
>Calcar aquilo
>Atirar aquilo à Ria
Bucephalus 8 Oct, 2011 @ 5:29pm 
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Bucephalus 29 Sep, 2011 @ 7:33am 
best
Lynk 7 Aug, 2011 @ 6:56pm 
brazilian pretogal is poor
Bucephalus 5 Aug, 2011 @ 9:52am 
best
bustamache 31 Jul, 2011 @ 2:31pm 
GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUTTA CAR
Jogador 21 Jul, 2011 @ 1:17pm 
que burro, estás a ver! Issso nem faz sentido("coesão textual"a)
Moe Lester 21 Jul, 2011 @ 8:30am 
16:33 - Rutins: e é coesão
16:33 - Rutins: e eu nºão tenho coesão textual mínima
16:33 - Rutins: e não é textual
16:33 - Rutins: isso não faz sentido
Bucephalus 21 Jul, 2011 @ 7:14am 
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bustamache 7 Jul, 2011 @ 5:50am 
YEA ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bucephalus 6 Jul, 2011 @ 9:08am 
nobody misses you
Malmsteen 24 Jun, 2011 @ 6:11am 
esse es tu na foto? es toda bom omg
Moe Lester 16 Jun, 2011 @ 1:59pm 
81.84.98.41
bustamache 2 May, 2011 @ 6:38am 
dude rip...
Malmsteen 28 Apr, 2011 @ 1:50pm 
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