i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. (1/?)

a mine craft gf is a dime a dozen, just one of the blocks falling in the spleef arena.. a rea l gf is a diamond in the bedrock. take it from me............................... treasurr ur diamond or lose it in the lava...............................................

i am lizod

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+Rep Slick trader and funky playa

One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring.
I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice.
Voice says : "What you do with daughter!?" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illigal possesion of phone.
Such is life in Moscow...