This about sums up my PUBG skills

TheSavior: I am gay and free

VentHorror: jesus christmas

bumbar: but if assignment wants first N digits of pi, why read it as double
bumbar: "hey computer, gimme first 4.654 digits of pi"

*DEAD* ❥♔ Celthrix ❤ | 크리스 : ♥♥♥♥ U
*DEAD* ❥♔ Celthrix ❤ | 크리스 : omg
*DEAD* ❥♔ Celthrix ❤ | 크리스 : die at cancer piece of ♥♥♥♥

MrFantaKlaus: I have heard being raped by dozens of tentacles is good for your skin

*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) BarneyF : this game socks
*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) BarneyF : -angie 2k17

Shubb: i miss playing with you
Shubb: youre smart

bumbar: how many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
bumbar: i have this itch at the back of my throat, must be craving for some ♥♥♥♥♥

Shubb: cause we about to eat some cs victories for breakfast

Baz: the only thing i can code is an excel spreadsheet

Dieuze: the kitchen deserves to be clean
Shubb: damn right
Dieuze: it's always been true to me
Shubb: preach it sista
Dieuze: I'm gonna clean this mofo now
Shubb: amen

Dieuze: http://puu.sh/w8Cfn/6db44183cd.jpg
bumbar: ola milk
bumbar: soy papi

bumbar: i was running a quite successful colony for rome
bumbar: and they kicked me out
bumbar: cos i didn't provide them marble
bumbar: those ♥♥♥♥♥

Dieuze: <iz cab di ut
Dieuze: wghat

Decembyr: wtf
Decembyr: why
Decembyr: jesuys
Decembyr: every day we stray further from gods light

Never Forgetti:
Barney: OH WHEN YOU SAID DUAL I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WERE BUYING TWO

Museace: time of death 1:42
Museace: cause of death: existing

Sly: those are real teeth?
Sly: that's pretty disturbing jesus christ
Sly: make a necklace
Sly: necklace of wisdom

Dieuze: <3
Barney: <3

gr4m: had to run
gr4m: my kid ♥♥♥♥ himself
gr4m: the glorious momment
Dieuze: omg
Dieuze: ahahahah
gr4m: its awesome :D
gr4m: being a dad is 10/10

bumbar: yes my child
bumbar: you bring honor to this famiry

bumbar: i think uk has cl_righthand 0

bumbar: just had a mini heart attack
bumbar: thought i forgot my lipstick at home

Baz: dieuzi is cooler than liquid nitrogen

zTpXDannyXzTp: dieuze Wh and AH
zTpXDannyXzTp: all report Dieuze

bumbar: next thing you'll say is boil some water, put bread it in and call it soup

bumbar: jesus
bumbar: stop being so computer illiterate
Dieuze: hahahaha

Museace: bekommst du auch ständig Tai Lopez werbung
Museace: Ich dachte der hätte genug Lamborghinis

emny: did you celebrate your 30th birthday ok?

Dieuze: I'm shocked by how brown I am compared to what my skin colour used to be
JonTakahiro: you'll be able to call people ♥♥♥♥♥♥ soon and not get funny looks

Sly: you go ♥♥♥♥ him up gurl
Sly: Kappa
Dieuze: lol
Sly: *wink wink*

Detective Angie: ferk off
Sly: my mind is confused
Sly: it sounds like jerk off
Sly: but looks like ♥♥♥♥ off

Dienark7: its like our minds have ascended to a higher power, and we now think on the same level, like computers networked together. proof of a deeper connection
Dienark7: or our rng is sick af

bumbar: at least we now know for sure you're not a bus
bumbar: as some have been suspecting

JonTakahiro: Or you want to jihad the enemy, pick up a red barrel and just sprint towards them

*DEAD* Van ♂ DarkHolme ♂ : haha
*DEAD* Van ♂ DarkHolme ♂ : you suck
*DEAD* Van ♂ DarkHolme ♂ : even with WH
*DEAD* Van ♂ DarkHolme ♂ : :)

bumbar: would you look at the time
bumbar: its past reasonable hour

"KICK THIS MAN!"- Req2k15

TheSavior: who are you
totally not Dieuze: TOTALLY
totally not Dieuze: NOT
totally not Dieuze: DIEUZE
TheSavior: HAHAH

Decembyr: this one time
Decembyr: at band camp
Decembyr: i was slapped with a fish

daffernn: i laughed more than i would like to admit

Spillner: or just give him like a number to the police or something lol

Dieuze: don't be so modest
brne: okay
brne: im the best

Lowon Moisturizer: lol you drunk on vanilla
Dieuze: lol

brne: just got into mm
brne: i say hello
brne: i am greeted with blyat
brne: rip

bumbar: you're an angieneer

Baz: dear god
Baz: HARPOONS
Baz: he'll get shot by the ♥♥♥♥
Baz: swimmin in the sea like that

STREET.: LOTION > CHEATS

Sly: ofc it is
Sly: duh
Sly: it's search tankian
Sly: *violates inner ocd*

Decembyr: CZECH YO SELF B4 YOU REKT YOUR SHELF

Mallett: this game is a salt mine

Baz: bahahaha
Baz: you are great

bumbar: would you look at the time
bumbar: its gotta go o'clock

Sly | AK (pls no revolver): aber ich muss sagen.. der revolver passt zu den pferdeschritten
Dieuze #removeRevolverPLS: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mallett: re-volvo-er
Mallett: wtf were they thinking

Sly: do you wanna build a snowman?
Dieuze: no snow
Dieuze: :D
Sly: do you wanna build a dirtman? :S
Dieuze: ye

STREET.: no lotion, no win, never forget :p

Decembyr: i like that m9 bayonet you haz
Dieuze: its so sexy
Decembyr: i mean, its close to as sexy as me
Decembyr: but not as sexy

rq: they think i'm hacking
rq: my team
rq: no more killing for the rest of the game
rq: 0-5

rq: ok. silver mode activated
rq: The professional knee shooter is in the building

Dieuze: the only thing I'll need is your new address then
Dieuze: so i dont send it to the old one
Dieuze: xD
Dieuze: and some lucky bastard gets free candy XD
Barney: i'd go to the house
Barney: cause i know how to break in
Barney: and steal it
Dieuze: LOL
Barney: and if he touched it
Barney: I'd kill him and eat it from his stomach
Dieuze: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Barney: yum

bumbar: jesus
bumbar: you're so wild
bumbar: one link, its super funny, the next really sad
bumbar: then funny
bumbar: it's like an emotional rollercoaster

Dieuze: I CAN WIN THE VAULTBOY WHEN IM THERE
Baz: WIN IT PLS
Baz: they give it 2 the hottest gamer gurl
Baz: = you
Baz: ggwp

Grekain1: Jesus
Grekain1: Geh in Assault die Leiter hoch als CT
Grekain1: Und schau direkt in ne mp7
Grekain1: #rip

Baz: k
Baz: rip you
Baz: died as u lived
Baz: afk as ♥♥♥

Dieuze: is like i reallyy wanna play cs
Dieuze: but also really have to study hard for biology
Dieuze: D;
Hunter2: cs wins

Baz: who needs drug when you have CS:GO
Baz: dieuze 2015

Baz: we should start
Baz: an evil corporation
Baz: & make millions of dollars
Baz: you keen :o

Decembyr: next paycheck though
Decembyr: im going to buy a vulcan st
Decembyr: n a cyrex st
Decembyr: because ♥♥♥♥ money. i'll live in a box.
Dieuze: LOL

Xillerate: u know when i became infamous i didnt know that u turn lvl 1 again and u lose all ur cash i was like shet i just got robbed

bumbar: knife looks like tweezers for bomb defusing :~
Dieuze: :~
Dieuze: maybe it is
Dieuze: no defuse kit needed anymore
Dieuze: XD
bumbar: lol

Skazi: you got friends and also what the ♥♥♥♥ is mahjong titans
Dieuze: XDDDD
Skazi: i dont know what that is
Dieuze: a windows game
Dieuze: thats usually on your pc by default
Skazi: are you high?
Skazi: you been 420?
Skazi: i call you mum
Skazi: im playing mahjong titans
Skazi: i would rate this 8/8 m8
Skazi: omg this game is so good game of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ year

13/11/14 I GOT A SMOKE GRENADE KILL AHAHAHAHA

looking at the real phoon here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MB4BUXDp7Y

Overwatch achieved 05.05.14 :D

08.06.14 Farewell hurts alot.