Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
-- by Margaret Mitchell

A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
-- by O. Henry

A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
-- by Ernest Hemingway

An old man goes fishing, but doesn't have much luck.
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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for
lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
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The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
-Samuel Goldwyn
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Kaylee (to Simon, as he leaves): "Don't ride in antyhing with a Capissen 38
engine, they fall right out of the sky!"
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Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic?

"The X-Files: Soft Light"
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"I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!"
"We all have. It's called living."
(Hogfather)
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Happy VAC xD