<3 love ya

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and we’re play FNAF 2

You're so cool I had to shoot you. <3

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand gay immigrant Muslim furry romance. The romance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Muslim culture most gayness will go over the readers’s head. There's also the books' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation - the personal philosophy draws heavily from furry smut, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depth of the romance, to realize that it’s not just gay- it says something deep about RELATIONSHIPS. As a consequence people who dislike gay immigrant Muslim furry romance truly ARE idiots.

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin’)

GoyGoy