_addelay_RHI's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 3:34pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 3:31pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 6:14am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 5:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 9:23am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2017 @ 1:40pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:05pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 3:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 4:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 4:38pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:03am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 12:30pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 8:36am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 3:23pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2019 @ 6:05am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:20am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:16am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 8:28am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 7:37am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 2:30pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 8:24am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 11:07am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:07am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:24am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 4:39pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:24am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:24am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 1:01pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 6:14am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 8:07am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 3:33pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:28am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 2:25pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:06am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:26am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 2:24pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 4:00pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2019 @ 3:15pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 12:31pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 3:35pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 1:49pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:16am

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:16am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:16am

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:16am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 3:07pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2017 @ 1:47pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 6:42am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30