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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:17pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 12:58am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:22pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 3:02pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 3:49pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 2:01am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 1:26pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 1:41am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 11:40am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 12:46pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 1:20pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 1:10pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 1:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:34pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2018 @ 7:22pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2018 @ 8:01pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 1:09am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 4:33pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 11:40am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 1:49am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:00pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 1:07am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2018 @ 11:32pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 12:45pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:14pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:38pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:14pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 3:06pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2014 @ 1:45am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2014 @ 1:22pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 11:43am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 11:40am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 2:18pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 7:12am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 30
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