Progression de Percocet Peek pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 1 mai 2015 à 7h48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 1 mai 2015 à 8h00

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 12 mai 2014 à 7h17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 18 mars 2017 à 15h26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 12 mai 2014 à 7h28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2014 à 7h33

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2014 à 8h22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 7h37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 9h57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 1 mai 2015 à 7h56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 18 mars 2017 à 14h30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 4h47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2021 à 8h07

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2018 à 13h11

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2015 à 11h11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 6 aout 2018 à 8h05

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 1 mai 2015 à 7h57

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 21 déc. 2015 à 11h01

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 14 mai 2021 à 7h27

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 8 juil. 2017 à 11h15

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 12 mai 2014 à 7h17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 15 mars 2014 à 8h53

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 7h12

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 4h00

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 28 avr. 2015 à 13h13

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2014 à 7h35

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 8 mars 2014 à 4h37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 8 mars 2014 à 4h41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2014 à 7h36

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2021 à 11h37

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 24 sept. 2023 à 12h19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2015 à 12h42

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2014 à 7h32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 8 mars 2014 à 4h36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 13 mai 2021 à 11h21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2017 à 9h57

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 22 mars 2017 à 10h08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2017 à 10h01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2017 à 12h40

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 15 aout 2016 à 14h06

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2017 à 10h24

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2018 à 9h52

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 23 mars 2017 à 9h01

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,130 / 5,000