Epic Gamer


Stan: ...I don't know. [checks his wristband again] I like it.
Charlie Rose: All right, well we searched high and low to find my next guest who actually agrees with Stan Marsh, and thinks he's doing the right thing. Please welcome a retarded fish. [the fish, wearing a cycling helmet, babbles in the water] Now, Retarded Fish, you don't see any problem at all with someone keeping their bracelet [the fish babbles some more]
Chris Martin: That that's because, that's because you're a retarded fish, and you don't know any better! What about the Crusades?! The Inquisitions?! How many people were tortured to death for somebody who is a fake?! [the retarded fish lets out a short "blat"]
Charlie Rose: What about the Crusades, Stan? Soes that enter into your decision at all?
Stan: No, I just, I don' know. No.
Charlie Rose: Anything to add, Retarded Fish?
Retarded Fish: Nnno, No, I'm good. Thank you.