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Yo, this guy in the games, he's like, I don't even know, man. Can't even put it into words proper. It's like he's tryin' to play a game, but it's more like watchin' a monkey tryin' to type Shakespeare. No offense to monkeys, but you get what I'm sayin'. His moves are all over the place, like a blindfolded cat tryin' to catch a mouse on roller skates. You ever seen a mouse on roller skates? Me neither, but that's how weird it is watchin' him game.
And don't even get me started on the weirdness factor. This dude's like a UFO landed in the middle of the game and dropped off an alien player. Doing things that make you scratch your head so much, you might as well get a new scalp. Is he even playin' the same game as the rest of us? It's like he's got a cheat code for confusion.
After a good game in fortnite, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of weeks we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great nights and most importantly true friendship.
So invited him over to my appartment for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my place, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear and touching my ♥♥♥♥. Then i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him in the stomach and then 1 tapped him with a right hook.
Turns out he was gay and roleplays on a daily basis that he wants to ♥♥♥♥ his older brother.. Don't trust this guy....