You want to know about me? DEEP BREATH.


I'm just a city boy who has very eclectic tastes. I make a lot of refrences to things you may or may not understand. Nutella is fantastic. I can manifest most objects out of thin air out of sheer willpower. Quintin Tarintino is overrated. Sharks are delicious. As seen on youtube. Beat the 100th floor boss. Declared legally "Alllriight". How are you still reading this? Kind of helped destroy angel grove. Sharp dresser. Fedora's are stupid. Spec'd into straight LUCK and CHR. I think console wars are silly and people don't focus on games. I found that asking for pie is never worth the outcome. Card games on motorcycles. Hugh Jackman sucks. Did i mention the goodness of nutella? I enjoy long walks. I am immune to grinding. Writing a book on self love titled "How to have make up sex with yourself." Was a pirate of penzance. No evil shall escape my sight. Flew in a firefly. And so much more can all be your's for 42 payments of $37.01.

The most important thing of all, is that i believe in me who believes in myself.