Recent reviews by Deli

Wolfenstein: TNO is probably the best WW2 (i guess) game you can play. Screw CoDs, MoHs etc. This is the game - though it isn't perfect, it does hold itself against other storyline-driven FPS games. It lacks a multiplayer mode though.
Pros
+ Graphics seem quite gorgeus to me.
+ The story is... OMFG, the story is so good!
+ You can dual-wield laser sniper rifles! Yay!
+ You can dual-wield everything, even yo' mama!
+ If you have two of something, you can dual-wield!
+ Did i mention the dual-wielding in this game?
+ Great characters - some of the best antagonists I faced in my video game career.
Cons
- This game is so short, that i won't even dare mention it. This game is 8 HOURS LONG ON NORMAL! I COMPLETED THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MASTERPIECE ON LIKE LORD DEATH OR SOMETHING IN A MERE 14 HOURS!
- No multiplayer - this really hits the game hard.
The length of this game is outrageous... but its story more than compensates for that.

You can find a sandwich inside a safe in this game.
10/10

This game... Well, the story is: if you hope for a campaign, it's here, but it is one of the worst i've played - after 5 hours of a "meh" 1st campaign, comes the second one, where a greek insurgent has a terrible accent... polish, to be exact (no racism against poles, i am one, and our accent does sound awful). But the multiplayer - as addictive as it can get. Good balance when it comes to co-op - it always is a challenge to beat the ai. Though it does obviously have some bugs, sometimes.
Pros:
- Fresh and new compared to BF and CoD... and in my opinion somehow better than both.
- Quite good graphics
- A nice choice of weapons in MP... though there could be more
- A LOT of creativity from the devs
- Finally, a truly team-based FPS
- A lot of customisability for your character - though it's not Rainbow Six Vegas 2 level of it.
Cons:
- The campaign is crap - enemies hitting you from impossible angles, a pretty bad story... though better than CoD:G
- Even if you have a beastly PC, there will be a frame rate drop when driving in vehicles if you have you view distance too high (as infantry, i use 8000 m, i have to use 1200 in vehicles)
- Bugs bugs bugs... Though the devs patched a lot of them already.
Overally, the game is a 9/10. It would be a 10/10 if the campaign was a tad better, and if not for bugs which actually hurt the gameplay (sinking into a pier when trying to climb it) it would be definitely the best FPS on the market. It is the best when it comes to team play and realism though. Definitly recommend.

You can recruit 150 units of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ north koreans with 60-year old ak's in this game

Opening cases will make you gouge your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out.

A guy fed me bug spray or some other thing and i died. Another time, i was fed a rotten banana. Guess what, I died.

It is like a french toast without batter