Recent reviews by The Real Morgan Freeman

I bought CS:GO about two weeks ago. After playing for about 2 hours, I got my first skin. With that skin, I got wins and realized that skins equal wins. I wanted more skins so I can have all the wins. I began using all the money from my payday to buy skins, but it just wasn't enough. I had to get more money for more skins. I sold my two daughters in a slave trade auction so I could use the money as an offering to Gabin for the mightiest of all skins; the Dragon Lore! However, it wasn't enough to please him. I took a second mortgage on my house to cover the loses, and prayed to Gabin for the Dragon Lore, but yet again, he wasn't pleased with me.

To this day, I kidnap children and sell them to the sex slave trade hoping that one day i'll raise enough money to make Gabin love me and give me a sweet Dragon Lore so I can have all of the wins.