Recent reviews by Zed

Sadly, it keeps crashing all the time. There's fatal errors all over, and at one point there was a bug that wouldn't bring up the evidence UI, and then the game autosaved, so the whole save file was useless. Fix the bugs, and then it might be a fun, quirky little puzzle game.

There's a lot to like, but it needs to work first.

Truly, truly awful, to be honest. I picked up a baseball bat and got flung into the wall, which made me feel pretty sick.
I couldn't drive the car, for whatever reason. The steering on the bikes is horrendous, and for some reason being on a vehicle blocks all your bullets from doing anything.

Also there's no actual goal to anything, you just drive around for a bit, killing people. It's basically a Mass Shooting Simulator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWZND5o6iXU

It's a very hard game to make a video review of. Very hard. Hard, stiff and robust. And slippery.

It's really stupid, but it's in early access and I'm enjoying myself with it, and I'm really loving getting to grips with the veiny nuance of the strategy elements herein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI1ZgRU6fpQ

- Fridge was empty
- Got stuck on the roof of a van
- Bought a pizza
- Peed on a man
- Broke my windshield on a bush and died

10/10 would build a summer car again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfeFUdF0hwQ

Not being able to move is odd. Other than that, it's sort-of like Downwell and a Shmup had a demonic baby, that baby built a car, and then sold the car to Doomguy.

Also, in that video, I get rank #15 in THE WORLD. So y'know. I know what I'm doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwA-BhjOEa0

Not the most refined game in the world, but sometimes that's not what you're after. Sometimes you want to get in a tank, drive about a bit, shoot some alien scum and feel good about the whole ridiculous ordeal. This game lets you do that.

Here's a walkthrough of the first 'world'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6II7iaubSo

It's a bit like Brutal Doom, except with goats. A camel spat in my face repeatedly and I died.
10/10. Most accurate bible game.

A fun little diversion with a lot of excellent ideas that are used sparingly. With just 12 missions, it didn't take long to complete everything, including the optional bonuses.

It's very easy, but it also features some great pathfinding, partner and enemy AI for such a small project.

The low-key piano music is a bit odd at first, but helps create the slow pace that the game moves at. Despite being slow, it can also be frantic in a couple of the later levels, with Mission 8 being a particular stand-out for 'traditional' top-down arena shooting craziness.

Could've done with controller support and quite a lot more content. Maybe an 'endless' arcade mode, or something. But what IS here is pretty good, all in all.

One of the most overlooked 'retro' platformer series' of all time. This and Jazz Jackrabbit are the only platformers on PC worth caring about.