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the government should just start systematically injecting men with testosterone
right into the ♥♥♥♥ vein
-Matt 2020

Matt - caeOS09/17/2019
just turned 21
and all i have to say is
keep rotting your brain with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Matt: What the ♥♥♥♥ is a goodle home mini?
Me: It's a Google home mini dude.

Beau: bro i would put like 4 etzi every 30 mins aperently a side effect was compulcive redosing

Houdini Pooplips: Help! I'm going Viking.

American diners are horrible places. The addition of blood, gore and Cthulhian tentacles makes them slightly more bearable.

Wooh! I'm David Bowie -Konner Clark Watkins 2017

I smoked with my dad and I'm hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high dude -Finirus 2017

Carbon Monoxonide poisoning. - Matt Le Meme 2017

Matt 2017: I think I need to get out of here! Or I might die!

Dude, you just ran over a black kid.

Kyren's sister: ♥♥♥♥ Seattle!!!
3/9/17

Goku Black the Killer: "what is the meaning to life"
Goku Black the Killer: lessons thats it
Cameron Pooplips, 2017

Master Gardener
Camoron Pooplips, 2017

"Salamanders are a social construct." - Pspboy

"Even transvestites can be doctors man ♥♥♥♥ you" - Finicus

Cam: I'm gonna go eat chicken like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot! Brb

Matt: "IM GONNA GO TO ARROWWWWWHEADDDD AND PANHANDLEEEEE AND MAKE 100 DOLLARS."
"WATCH ME"
"ITS SMART DUDE"
"ITS SUCH A SMART IDEA"
"FREE MONEY?????????? HELL YEAHHHH"


Fortis Finicus: I'm glad
Fortis Finicus: I didn't eat those ramen noodles with hot sauce
Fortis Finicus: Thanks man
6teSLR GokuTheKiller: LOLOLOLOLOL

When I was on the floor, high as ♥♥♥♥.. I figured it out! I only read one page, but godamn I figured it out!

Me: You can ♥♥♥♥ the duck, but the duck don't ♥♥♥♥.
Cameron: "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥?"
All: "You...... Are a dog."
All: Language! (Lighting glitch)"
Me to Matt: "GET THISS NIGGGGUHH OFFF'A ME!"
Andrew: "Why you wastee yoo breathhh!.."
While in a starcraft game using a nuke: This isn't 4chan, no one uses nukes!
Me/All: I mean... I guess...
Me: Wellll, uhhh... I am a dog...
Me: Lil'bit
Mike: I'm gonna stab you in the face with a sodderling iron!
Kyren: Minecraft makes everything sound perverted. Fin just takes it to the next level.
Xenochrist: Mike and the boys at it again!
Jack: Code is life! I understand now!
Beau: Konner, you need to chill the ♥♥♥♥ out.
Kodi: Look! Konner! Watermelon!
Cameron: WHY ARE WE DOING SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD! I need to sleep.
Cameron: Is this real? Can I go to sleep?
All: Matt you trippin?
Alex Mathews: Difinetly.

Kyren randomly messages me. "Hunterkye: do you hear the voices too?!
Hunterkye: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Hunterkye: HAIL THE DARK LORD
Hunterkye: I AM THE DEVILS ADVOCATE A SALESMAN IF YOU WILL YOU KNOW MY NAME
Hunterkye: I MET YOUR FATHER YEARS AGO GAVE HIM WHAT HE PLEASED, HE CALLED MY NAME, YOU'LL DO THE SAME"

Cameron: Fookie Bookie
Me: (Breathing inward) I'm gonna give you aiiids!
Me: Who the ♥♥♥♥ uses Steam chat anymore?

Beau: Maybe if your ♥♥♥♥ was bigger than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyesbrows we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Kyren talking to Beau
Beau: I don't go to school, I dropped out.
Kyren: You are the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person I've ever met.
Kyren: And your mom dropped you off at the orphanage.
Me: Yeah, and you were dropped on your head.

Matt: Are Kosher pickles a strain of pickle?

Inviting Beau to a skype call:
Beau: I'm watching porn.

Coweey: MATT! STOP CALLING ME! OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, AND STAB YOU IN THE EYE MOTHOWFUKOWW!

Me: Well, see... The thing is man... You drive a hard bargain.

Beau: Can you like... Not on my table please.

Kyle: Happenssssss.....