Recent reviews by DeadReply

Ah, Dota 2 — the game that takes five minutes to learn and approximately a decade to tolerate. Valve’s free-to-play masterpiece is less of a game and more of a psychological experiment to see how long humans can endure emotional trauma in 45-minute intervals.

The gameplay? Elegant chaos. You and four random strangers — who you will grow to hate more than your high school group project partners — attempt to coordinate strategy, map control, and hero synergy. Instead, you’ll likely witness jungle farming while your base burns, a “mid or feed” lunatic, and someone typing in Cyrillic who may or may not be summoning a demon.

The community is legendary — not in the wholesome way, but more in the “if Dante wrote a gaming chapter in Inferno” way. You haven’t truly gamed until a Peruvian support player blames your mom for missing a last hit. It's the only game where your IQ drops every time you open team chat, and every “GG” could mean “good game” or “I hope your router catches fire.”

The graphics are beautiful, the mechanics are razor-sharp, and the learning curve is so steep it legally qualifies as a cliff. Every hero has 4 spells, 32 counters, and at least one skin that looks like it belongs in a discount cosplay convention.

And the best part? You’ll be back. Oh yes, you’ll uninstall it, swear off it, maybe touch grass… and then one day, you’ll see a patch note like “Wraith King now has a scepter upgrade that lets him haunt your dreams,” and you’ll be reinstalling faster than Pudge can miss a hook.

Unable to even play, steam login options doesn't work

Felt like Diablo 2 with all the QOL we deserved, for its pricing as well its a great pick up.

Have loved every second of joy and torment of this game :D

Number 1 FPS ever made!