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On this blessed day I shall bestow upon you the knowledge within the Five Heavenly Tru(thNu)kes.
TRUKE 1: Tomonobu Itagaki is a game design genius.
TRUKE 2: Dead or Alive 5's art style change was an attack on handsome young men (see: Elliot, Ein/Hayate).
TRUKE 3: Devil's Third was a good game.
TRUKE 4: Adding random new meters is the most boring and safe way to "innovate" on a fighting game.
TRUKE 5: DOA6 is worse than DOA5 in every way.
BONUS TRUKE: Modern Team Ninja HATES nunchaku. Notice how the last time we received a (new) nunchaku weapon was Ninja Gaiden 2 (2008), released exclusively for Mircosoft's Xbox 360, and now playable via backwards compatibility on Xbox One and Series consoles. Nioh? Chaku-less. Nioh 2? Chaku-less. Stranger of Kinodise? Chaku-less. Wo Long? Chaku-less. Rise of Ronin? Well nobody played that but I assume it's chaku-less.
Q: What can be derived from these divine insights?
A: DOA6 is an okay game, even a good one if you've never played DOA before. On PC it at least has lobbies and the same stages as consoles, which wasn't true for 5 (which would be very easy to recommend if it weren't for that). If you download DOA6 for free and get a DLC character, you'll probably have a good time. But it's just a very tame entry in a series that used to be bold and innovative. Unfortunately for DOA6, I have no other place to expose modern Team Ninja for their chaku-hating ways. And for that reason, Dead or Alive 6 gets a firm THUMBS DOWN with a badass seal of approval.

Imagine my disappointment the first time I opened this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and it was in fact NOT a Shadow the Hedgehog musou, but some gay ass Korean COD clone. 1/10. @Koei @SEGA sue these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into oblivion

Koei Tecmo letting you see how bad this game is before you buy it is probably the nicest thing they've ever done

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Bought it anyways award...

I don't know how Yohane was able to utterly decimate every major video game release 2 years in a row, but that's exactly what she did.

It's like playing dress-up but for Mature Gamers (tummy and armpit fetishists (me))

Historically inaccurate games like Dynasty Warriors and Wo Long often gloss over the fact that Lu Bu was a hot gyaru schoolgirl, it's nice to see an accurate depiction for once.

I'm the guy that dies first every time

This is what action game are like in the good future where FromSoft never released Demon's Souls

It's been on PC for over 4 years and you still can't play the co-op campaign with Xbox players via crossplay. I guess it'd be too much of a hassle to finish the product they've already sold, good thing 343's resources are instead going towards the most abhorrent armor designs I've ever seen.