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Exxxtreme Meido Simulator 2k19
An actually fun and charming H-game tbh, basically you manage meidos to do many things in the different buildings you can add to the Club. Base steam version is rated E for everyone, but with a patch you can restore the yotogi content and make it R18 so the maids can give "exxxtra services".
Not gonna lie, even without the adult patch the game is fun and the meidos are cute.
Oh, and the customization is decent too, not Koikatsu/Illusion games level but it's allright.

NOTE: IF you want to add the adult patch and more DLC's, be prepared to be stressed af and to say goodbye to your money, DLC's are numerous and not cheap; and you have to get them on S-court's page, manually install them and ♥♥♥♥ you probably don't want to do if all you want is to beat your meat.

tl;dr: A very short but nice experience. Potential to become something bigger. Waifu is good. Boing boing too.

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I had totally forgotten about this game, I purchased Bright Memory some time ago and received this for free.
BM was an interesting game...well, it was like a demo for what is now BM:I

The game doesn't waste time to explain the story (which is almost nonexistent) nor its characters. You're Shelia Wai Fu and you work for the SRO (what's that? who gives a ♥♥♥♥), and your boss tells you to go somewhere because the world is about to end (why? who gives a ♥♥♥♥). You go there, massacre everything that moves, even things from another time and dimension; and then the monkey king comes and fights you; and then you keep moving and fight a Giant and pigs (that part btw, it's almost made for a horror game); and then you kill a revived giant, and then for some reason you fight on the wings of a plane against some soldiers, god that part is really hard on Hell...Then you fight some statues and more ancient and modern soldiers...and then the monkey king fights you again, and then he mutates into Super Xi Jinping Forma Completada (6 brazos con águila y víbora); and then Jack Ma comes to steal an orb but he drops it and that's it.

...the waifu is nice btw- VERY IMPORTANT: DO NOT BUY ALL THE COSTUME DLCs!!! YOU CAN GET 2/5 IN GAME though you barely see her since it's an FPS (duh).
If you're a coomer you might not feel very pleased, so far there's no way to take screenshots of the girl other than during cutscenes (ANSEL might help you someday tho). Shelia is like the baby of Samus and Lara Croft, you'll like her.
Gotta love how the dev made coomer outfits for her but denies you from lewding her kek.

Now, the most important thing: gameplay...it is REALLY GOOD IMO. I am not a fan of FPS and I enjoyed this way too much, So much in fact I already did 4 runs to get the costumes and the achievements. It's fast, full of action and unforgiving; quite easy to get around but hard to master, but very satisfying. The character can use a variety of weapons and skills, which you can level up using some stones. Honestly, the character is WAY TOO OP, but the enemies pack a punch too (at least on the hardest modes, I only played those), they will DEFINITELY UNLOAD EVERYTHING ON HER. The Exo suit and the vorpal blade are reeeeally nice, but only if you manage to find good keybinds for you, the firearms are also very nice, the pistol is OP btw, AR is ♥♥♥♥.

As I mentioned before, the game is really short, my first run was around 2 hours long. However, it has the potential to be updated or get a mission pack, or something.
There are some bugs but the dev(s) has not been wasting his time, most of the biggest ones have been solved (apparently, never saw them on my playthroughs tbh). The visuals are nice too, if you have a 30XX DLSS + RTX make it look awesome.

If you have the money and want to have a quick adventure, while also helping a man and his project, give it a try. If you're fast enough you might finish it and then refund it you bastard

8/10
+FUN
+Waifu
+Cool gameplay
+Challenging

-2short4me
-Low enemy variety

Like Minecraft with vikings, and good gameplay. 10/10

Honestly, superb game and it isn't even finished yet. Give it a try and let your autism out.

R E S P E C T - Y O U R - M E M O R I E S
IT'S DJ -FU**ING- MAX ON PC, AGAIN!!! AND IT'S SO LOADED WITH SONGS, old and new.
Specially made for those old-time fans, it has a bit of every game so far, plus new songs. Also, it has a fu*kload of DLCs if you want the absolute best DJ Max experience.

Speaking of which, they aren't cheap. At all. But if you really love the series, you wouldn't mind giving them your shekels you haven't spent in what? ten years without DJM? So go for it.

The gameplay is smooth and delicious. The soundkeys are back for vengeance (except on some collab songs, bummer), and they're here to f your perfect score, enjoy your 99.99% jud b*tch.
It has an online mode for the tryhards, it has the Collection to enjoy the deliciously made MVs, which by the way were retouched to look better and not PSP quality anymore. It has AIR mode to chill. Missions are back to f you and of course, Freestyle is open from the very beginning. Unlocking songs is still a "chore" if you don't like to play games, and it even gives you the option to unlock them all for some shekels, go be a good goy if you hate playing your games like a normal human.

Lastly, it has a lot of space to keep growing, who knows who might want to collab with Neowiz in the future.

Pros: everything.
Cons: the anti-cheating software is a bit suspicious, and you CANNOT play this game offline, which is absolutely ridiculous and I hope one day they let us.

tl;dr: get this if you like DJ Max. If you don't...don't. Ez decisions I wish my life were like this smh

A must have if you're a Senran fan. It's the first DS game but instead of being side-scrolling, it's now on 3D...and not played at 10FPS.

This is like Pantsu May Cry: REVENGEANCE
You control Misa, a mother*ucking Blade Maiden with an awesome katana, in a schoolgirl outfit (for your first run), killing androids with blood, and more robots, and burnt hulks, and some bosses who are total pu**ies on insane, in order to save your waifu Suzuka because the red sword whose name I dont remember is driving her crazy and killed your teacher.
Holy s***, story aside, you can combo the s*** out of monster, and if youre a p***y, you can dodge and block, but of course not: your pro and will parry the f***ers, or even better, use flourish to totally ravage them with one slash (if youre gud enough to master that move)

All in all, an excelent game, too short maybe, but hey, it's indy and 200MB so....get it!!!
10/10 saw some pantsu and delicious gameplay

PD. starting with hard, the game turns into [git gud or die trying] mode, so, dont rage too much.

It's a fun game, even better if you get a ton of mods.

After more than 10 years, I can only say:
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game so much.
But I love it dearly.

Game is hard.