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Welcome to Qud

Die.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:47am

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:20am

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:20pm

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:58am

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:43am

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:03am

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:19am

So Powerful is the Charm of Words

Read 100 books.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:39am

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:32am

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:49am

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:44am

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:36am

Hole Like a Head

Get decapitated.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:09am

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:44pm

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:15am

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:45am

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:52am

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:11am

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:35am

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:57pm

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:08pm

*gulp*

Be swallowed whole.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:06am

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:33am

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:19am

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:49am

Red Rock Hazing Ritual

Be stoned to death by a baboon on the surface of Red Rock.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:16am

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:25am

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:38am

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:41am

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:37am

0 for 2

Die of thirst.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:47am

The Comedy

Settle the dispute in Bey Lah in Eskhind's favor.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:02am

The Sonnet

Return the crumpled sheet of paper to its intended recipient or its author.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:59am



The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
33 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
31 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
0 / 100

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
0 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
0 / 6

Dawnglider

Become auroral.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
0 / 20

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
1 / 20

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
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