Recent reviews by TheBestParkman

good

It's a great game with a lot of issues and glitches. But I don't think I'd play it any other way. Very charming game. Great story.

This game is a mess, and I love it. The only game I can go 100 kph on a back road in Finland while drinking vodka and trying to hold on to the spark plugs I need. It's the perfect amount of broken game mechanics that make for hilarious times.

Game with a lot of potential and a great time with friends. However there are some flaws that are so apparent that ruin this game in it's entirety.

The health pack system of reviving yourself makes no sense to the flow of the game. You're dead. You should stay dead. The great part about this "time system" is that your future selves can save your past selves, creating a great dynamic of choosing to focus on the new enemy hunting you down, or saving your past self. Great idea right? But adding a way to revive yourself in the same life creates a system that punishes players from killing the enemy at the start of the round. There are three scenarios in this stupid system.

1) You land a great headshot with the sniper right when the round starts. Great for you! You win right? Well actually the enemy can then go to one of the MANY health packs located around the arena and revive themselves. You have no idea where they are, they know full well where you are. You just need to predict which health pack they go to, and if you guess wrong they get the chance to have a slowmo, zoomed in shot of your stupid head and they win. Yes, you being 1337 MLG Pro Faze is actually a disadvantage of this game.

2) You and the enemy are in a gun fight, you trade some shots and you win. Great! Except the enemy has just enough time to run to a revive pack, be revived with full health, and because they have more health than you they win the round. (At least in free for all.)
In the king of the hill game mode, this allows them an advantage when the round resets if no one captures the point, because they know where you are, and you don't have any got dang clue where they are.

3) You kill the enemy, they revive and you guess correctly which one they revive at, and you win that fight. Except they can use their future character to kill your past guy in his dumb face, and then BAM he now has a guaranteed 2 people alive, while you have potentially none.

It's a mechanic that rewards players for not landing their shots, and cowering next to the revive points, instead of the actual objective. It's something that gives the allusion of complexity, but actually makes the glue eaters think they're smart instead of actually trying to be good at the game or using their brains in this "Arena Shooter Chess Simulator 5000"

The rest of the game has really solid mechanics, great hitboxes and the weapons and movements feel tight. I wish there was a little more to movements? I know it's a little cheesy, and wayyyy over done. But maybe some verticality with some wall jumps or sick nasty parkour would really help this game shine.

tdlr: Remove reviving system. Add a grapple hook only I can use. Make fun shooty game cheap so me and my friends can play it.

This a pretty good game right here. Wish it was a bit longer, but the secrets to be found made me excited to find new areas.

This game caused me to see into the future and see myself with my beautiful wife and children. Tommy, the youngest boy just won his first baseball game. I'm already proud of him. Jane, my daughter just got married and I was able to walk my daughter down the aisle. I'm crying right now because of this game. Also this game isn't very good.

Its golf. And it's with your friends.

Is good game

This game made me cry tears of joy ever since my dog died of spontanious combustion. This game made my cripping depression go away faster than any episode of teletubbies. This game can absoulutly attend my wedding and funeral. This game will solve all world problems.